Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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