just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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