it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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