Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
tell me about the fingering
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