Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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