he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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