I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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