I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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