under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i think im in europe. pls send help
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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