Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Green mimosas i think yes
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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