i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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