I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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