In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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