but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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