So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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