we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she told me i tasted like america
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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