Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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