it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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