Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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