That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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