He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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