We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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