Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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