I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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