my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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