Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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