STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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