I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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