Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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