from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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