sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Slut skills are useful in every country.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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