She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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