I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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