wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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