brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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