I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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