dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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