if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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