i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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