I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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