oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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