): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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