Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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