I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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