New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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