Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.