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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  he breathalyzed me before we had sex.

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• (559): View more from California

  I queefed so loud it echoed.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That was an excessively violent trivia night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.

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• (631): View more from New York

  He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia

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• (518): View more from New York

  It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend

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