So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude you need to get laid
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.