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  (650): View more from California

  the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i

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  (650): the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i <3 spencer pratt" tattoo... http://tfl.nu/08eh
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!

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  ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...

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  (734): those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion! (269): ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone... http://tfl.nu/zhx6
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up

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  (303): I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up http://tfl.nu/mvtn
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.

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  (702): I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave. http://tfl.nu/8hoe
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood

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  (440): I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood http://tfl.nu/gvot
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.

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  (815): just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays. http://tfl.nu/2pfb
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.

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  (405): I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering. http://tfl.nu/13ve
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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl

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  (918): He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl http://tfl.nu/2qwr
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  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.

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  (910): Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap. http://tfl.nu/jw87
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.

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  (920): Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night. http://tfl.nu/js17
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?

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  (248): Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand? http://tfl.nu/liba
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.

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  (647): The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud. http://tfl.nu/bog9
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  (310): View more from California

  Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.

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  (310): Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite. http://tfl.nu/rdiv
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  (361): View more from Texas

  I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.

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  (361): I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her. http://tfl.nu/yftb
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket

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  (519): Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket http://tfl.nu/4d4u
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