party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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