We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
