I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This baby is an asshole
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
