dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
someone owes me an orgasm
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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