Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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