i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I can't put those talents on a resume
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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