I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize