Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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